Saturday, September 29, 2012

Romney Phone Volunteer Calls Obama "Muslim", Says He Wants To “Get Rid Of Your Medicare”

So I guess in Florida this is the kind of script Romney phone bank volunteers read from when they are reaching out to voters to support of Mitt's campaign.

I imagine the drones are told something along the lines that if they hook an older low informationally challengers person on the line hit them with the "Muslim/Medicare" scare stuff.

The problem for the volunteer is that the person they were calling was recording the conversation.

Here are just a few of the lines the woman passed along to "educate" the mark…
"Ya’ll sound like ya’ll are seniors citizens, right? You really don’t want Obama because he will get rid of your Medicare … say goodbye to it.”
"I don’t know if you have done any research on Obama or not, but he is a Muslim,”
"If he (Obama) had his way we would be a socialistic country
"Pay attention to Fox News and if you can get out and watch that movie "2016" do so."
Here is the recording of the conversation…

The voicemail message was given to WMNF, a Tampa-area radio station WMNF. The station did not identify the source of the audio but said the person identified the Clay GOP’s number from caller ID.

Wednesday, September 26, 2012

Other Lies Mitt Romney Perpetrated On Univision's Viewers

It turns out Mitt's out of the spray can tan wasn't the only fake thing he had going on at his Univision interview.

It turns out that Mitt and team Romney threatened to walk on the largest Spanish language television network if they didn't get to pack the audience with ringers.

The deal was this. Since both Romney and Obama were scheduled to speak at the same forum where tickets were divided between the network, the respective campaigns, and the University of Miami which hosted the events. In the beginning both campaigns initially agreed to keep the audience comprised mostly of students, in keeping with the events' education theme.

The problem arose after Romney's camp looked high and low for students that shared his  conservative views on campus only to  realize that there weren't any. This is when they told Univision and the university that if they weren't given an exemption to the students-only rule, they might have to "reschedule."

Both Univision and the University of Miami caved into the demands and Romney's team was allowed to bus in rowdy activists from around southern Florida in order to fill the extra seats at their town hall.

This resulted in Romney's studio audience greeting him adoringly, raucously and cheering his every word, as well as booing many of the moderators' questions.

Obama's campaign, meanwhile, stuck to the original parameters and allowed a large chunk of the tickets to be distributed to interested students on campus. The result was a sparse, quiet and well-behaved crowd.

Despite knowing the fraud they committed on the home viewers it didn't stop Alberto Martinez, a Florida-based Romney adviser, from boasting about how great Romney did.

"These forums are going to be watched by more Hispanics than watched the conventions," said Martinez,. "I think [Romney] did an amazing job, and I think it was pretty clear there wasn't the same excitement for President Obama."

Bragging even though you know the fix was in... Classy.

The lies didn't stop there.

When Jorge Ramos opened the top of the broadcast he stated that the Republican candidate had agreed to give the network 35 minutes, and that Obama had agreed to a full hour the next night. Then Ramos then invited Romney to the stage but Mitt refused to come out and begin the interview!

Apparently, Romney took issue with the anchor beginning the broadcast by revealing the time each candidate had allotted the network to interview them and he refused to go on stage until they re-taped the introduction. One Republican present at the taping said Romney "threw a tantrum."

Can anyone imagine what Fox News would do to Obama if they got wind that he had pulled a stunt like this…. Granted they couldn't slam him on the whole spray tan thing since… Ahh well, you get the idea.

Saturday, September 22, 2012

Hey Everyone, It's "Empty Chair Lynching"!

There is a brand new fad sweeping the nation everyone. It a favorite among old, white, cracker, redneck, racist, and ku klux klan members don't you know. It's a real knee-slapper and it's called...

"Empty Chair Lynching"!!!

Here's the real fun of it all. Do you remember a few weeks ago when that really old actor named Clint Eastwood spoke in front of the Republican National Convention. Do you remember how he had an empty chair on stage with him that he pretended our President Barack Obama was sitting in it? Well don't tell anybody but that's who they're supposed to be lynching when they string up that empty chair of theirs.

The best part of these gag is that nobody is smart enough to ever guess what it means
Bud Johnson "chair lynching" enthusiast
Just ask white, cracker, redneck, racist, probable ku klux klan member and Texas homeowner Bud Johnson . When a reporter asked if the chair he had strung up in his front yard was supposed to be Obama old Bud said "I don't really give a damn whether it disturbs you or not. You can take [your concerns] and go straight to hell and take Obama with you. I don't give a shit. If you don't like it, don't come down my street.".

That Texas homeowner Bud Johnson is such a hoot!

Three "lynched" empty chairs with signs that read "Nobama" were found hanging at the home of old white, cracker, redneck, racist, and probable ku klux klan member Douglas Burger in Centreville, Virginia. Still no one is smart enough to nail down that rascal. When he was asked to explain what his intentions were he just said "It's just Eastwooding,". That makes everything Koser but still just as side splittingly hilarious.

That Douglas Burger in Centreville, Virginia is such a hoot!

The old white, cracker, redneck, racist and ku klux klan members that are pulling these kind of… Oh let's call it shenanigans are to me a perfect microcosm of the Republican party these days… It's filled with Old, white, cracker, redneck, racist and ku klux klan members and they, like the party, are hopefully about to die off.

PS - I'll try to stay on top this and will post any more "empty chair lynchings" I come across in the news.

Anti-Obama Movie That Claims To Name President's Real Father Mailed To Millions

Have you heard the news!?!?! Just 2 months before the election a new movie has been made that claims President Obama's true father is in fact professed Communist, activist, Chicago columnist and (worst of all) poet Frank Marshall Davis. The film's name is of course "Dreams From My Real Father".

Wow, I wonder if Barack's mother knows? Anyway…

The film's director and producer, Joel Gilbert, said that the film was sent out to more one million voters in Ohio; 200,000 after a mid-summer conference, and a million after that. He said that 50,000 copies had been sent to voters in Nevada and 100,000 to voters in New Hampshire.

When asked how the company is funded and how they come up with the money to distribute so many free copies of the film Gilbert declined to answer saying "We’re a private media company, a journalistic company that’s privately held and we don’t disclose the nature or makeup of our finances".

Gilbert, who is understandably proud of this earth-shattering opus says: "I think it’s the story of the century. Any one of these journalists could win a Pulitzer Prize if they covered it."


Personally I think the real story here is that the movie finally proves that President Obama wasn't really born in Kenya!

Thursday, September 20, 2012

Did Mitt Romney Dye His Face Brown For The Univision Interview

The internets are all abuzz debating whether or not Mitt Romney hit the spray tan a little too hard last night for last night's presidential forum on the Spanish-language television network Univision....

You be the judge....
 Compared to...
Remember in his hidden camera speech at a 50,000 dollar a plate fundraiser Romney joked that that in running for the Presidency it "would be helpful to be Latino."... Maybe this is his tryout?

No word yet from the Romney campaign on what make-up choices Mitt will make if he is asked to speak again at the NAACP.

Monday, September 17, 2012

Romney Caught On Secret Tape Saying That The Poor "Believe That They Are Victims" And That "My Job Is Not To Worry" About Them

During a private fundraiser of his millionaire donors earlier this year, Republican presidential candidate Mitt Romney told a small group of wealthy contributors what he truly thinks of all the people who voted for Barack Obama. In no uncertain terms he described them as poor and jobless Americans who were freeloaders who paid no taxes, who don't assume responsibility for their lives, and who think government should take care of them.

When asked by a donor about how he could beat Obama in the upcoming election Romney responded with this disdainful bit of nastiness…
"There are 47 percent of the people who will vote for the president no matter what. All right, there are 47 percent who are with him, who are dependent upon government, who believe that they are victims, who believe the government has a responsibility to care for them, who believe that they are entitled to health care, to food, to housing, to you-name-it. That that's an entitlement. And the government should give it to them. And they will vote for this president no matter what…These are people who pay no income tax. And so my job is not to worry about those people. I'll never convince them they should take personal responsibility and care for their lives."
Here is the video of Romney essentially crapping all over poor and out of work Americans…
To further drive the point that Romney's base is made up of the 1% when a donor asked how this group could help Romney sell himself to others, he answered, "Frankly, what I need you to do is to raise millions of dollars." He added, "The fact that I'm either tied or close to the president…that's very interesting."

To try to staunch the bleeding Romney took to the airwaves tonight to explain his hidden video clip in which he called nearly half of Americans "victims" by saying that his comments were "not elegantly stated" and was "spoken off the cuff." At the end of his brief news conference Mitt still decided to stick by his comments by saying that President Barack Obama's approach is "attractive to people who are not paying taxes."

For the record the poor do pay taxes in the form of payroll taxes, state and local sales taxes and if they're lucky enough they pay property taxes. In addition more than 10 percent of households pay no income tax because they're retired. We must also remember that there are quite a few millionaires, billionaires and yes even corporations worth mind boggling amounts that don't pay dime one in taxes... Mitt ought to know a little something about that.

Hey, I Actually Agree With Rick Santorum

In a speech given at the Values Voter Summit on Saturday Rick Santorum continued his vitriolic and predictable attack on liberals and the lame-stream media for not being on the side of conservatives.

One line in the speech really rang true to me and is making me rethink my position on Santorum's mental health.

Here is the line...

"We will never have the media on our side, ever, in this country... We will never have the elite, smart people on our side."

Truer words were never spoken.

Ricky's revaluation that the conservative party is comprised of non-elites and the unintelligent is a refreshing breath of truth this man's discourse usually lacks.

Wednesday, September 12, 2012

Mitt Romney Proves Once Again That He Is A Soulless Whore Who Will Do Anything To Score A Political Point

Over the last 24 hours violent mobs have been attacking the U.S. consulate in Libya and the U.S. embassy in Egypt over an anti-Islamic film circulated on the Internet that some believe portray the prophet Mohammed in a blasphemous way.

Republican Presidential candidate Mitt Romney, instead of seeing a delicate nuanced situation that should be handled accordingly, saw the still ongoing violence as a cheap opportunity to milk out a few measly political points for himself. While men and women were fighting for their lives Romney hastily released a statement declaring: "When our grounds are being attacked, and being breached, that the first response of the United States must be outrage at the breach of the sovereignty of our nation. And apology for America's values is never the right course," he continued his attack by saying that President Obama "sympathized with those who waged the attacks."

When Romney says "sympathizing with those who waged the attacks" he is referring a statement put out by a terrified press officer in Libya who was trying to preemptively quell any violence that might occur due to the offending film. The statement reads:

"The Embassy of the United States in Cairo condemns the continuing efforts by misguided individuals to hurt the religious feelings of Muslims -- as we condemn efforts to offend believers of all religions. Today, the 11th anniversary of the September 11, 2001 terrorist attacks on the United States, Americans are honoring our patriots and those who serve our nation as the fitting response to the enemies of democracy. Respect for religious beliefs is a cornerstone of American democracy. We firmly reject the actions by those who abuse the universal right of free speech to hurt the religious beliefs of others."
Hardly an apology.

After hearing of Romney's attacks on the Cairo embassy's initial statement the embassy responded through its Twitter feed: "Of course we condemn breaches of our compound, we’re the ones actually living through this."

President Obama came out after hearing of the attacks on the American embassies and made this statement:"We reject all efforts to denigrate the religious beliefs of others, but there is no justification for this kind of violence. None."

Again, hardly an apology.

Secretary of State Hillary Clinton delivered a statement in which she said: "This is an attack that should shock the conscience of people of all faiths around the world. We condemn in the strongest terms this senseless act of violence." She finished he press briefing by saying: "… we must be clear-eyed even in our grief: This was an attack by a small and savage group, not the people or the government of Libya."

Once again, hardly an apology.

Now if what Mitt Romney had said earlier wasn't nauseating enough he once again took to the airwaves to double down on his grotesque lies even after it was known that 4 Americans including U.S. ambassador to Libya Christopher Stevens as well as 10 Libyan security guards were murdered in the attack. Romney renewed his assertions by saying "The embassy in Cairo put out a statement after their grounds had been breached, protesters were inside the grounds. They reiterated that statement after the breach. I think it's a -- a terrible course for America to stand in apology for our values." He continued: "It's their administration… "Their administration spoke. The president takes responsibility not just for the words that come from his mouth but also from the words of his ambassadors, from his administration, from his embassies, from his State Department. They clearly sent mixed messages to the world. The statement that came from the administration -- and the embassy is the administration -- the statement that came from the administration was a statement which is akin to apology. And I think was a severe miscalculation."

Now let me get this right… Mitt Romney says "The president takes responsibility not just for the words that come from his mouth but also from the words of his ambassadors"

… Does that include U.S. ambassador to Libya Christopher Stevens... the guy is dead and Romney is still going after this line of attack!!!!!!!!

This to me means this man is not above whoring out this tragedy for political gain even when he knows it's on the backs of dead Americans.

Romney is gutless spineless puke who is totally and utterly devoid of compassion and character.

In Honor....

Friday, September 7, 2012

President Barack Obama's Full DNC Acceptance Speech 2012

Simple, straightforward, sober, honest, patriotic. Obama said what needed to be said and delivered an intelligent and truthful message to his base and the American people. On to the debates!

Thursday, September 6, 2012

Tea Party Favorite Victoria Jackson Thinks Pregnancy Resulting From Rape Is A Joke

It was only a few weeks ago that Todd Akin uttered the fateful phrase: "From what I understand from doctors, that's really rare," Akin then went on tho say… "If it's a legitimate rape, the female body has ways to try to shut that whole thing down".

So I think at this point we can rest assured that Todd Akin is either bat shit crazy or just incredibly ignorant (or both).

Now Victoria Jackson I am pretty sure is just bat shit crazy. Jackson, who is a former "Saturday Night Live" cast member and current right wing conservative activist, said some absolutely mind shatteringly stupid things in defense of Todd Akin's comments regarding rape and abortion.

While being interviewed for SiriusXM OutQ radio program at the Republican National Convention in Tampa, Fla Jackson actually had the insensitivity and audacity to say this: "The Todd Akin thing was so blown out of proportion -- it's a joke,"

If she had only stopped there.

Jackson went on to say: "How many times do people get pregnant from rape? It's point zero zero one percent. It's a joke. I read lots of articles. I know people, because I'm 53. I've know a lot of people, and I've actually never known anyone who got pregnant from being raped…"

And guess what
?" she continued. "If I got raped, I would have the baby. And if I didn't want to keep it because I had these horrible nightmares, I would adopt it out. But I think that God can turn a bad thing into a good thing. And that, if I got raped and a beautiful baby who was innocent was born out of it, that would be a blessing. The DNA of a baby is individual. It's not the mother's DNA. It's not the father's DNA. And that's why I believe abortion is murder, because it's not the woman's body. It has it's own DNA. If there's a boy baby inside of me, he has a penis. That's not my body."

This is the person that the Tea Party/Pro-life movement has chosen to be one of their most prominent spokespeople.

'Nuff Said.

Wednesday, September 5, 2012

One Of The Best Speeches I Have Ever Heard

No matter what party you belong to, if you listened to the speech Michelle Obama delivered last night with non-partisan ears you have to agree that it was one of the best ever given at a Democratic National Convention. I urge you whether you like her husband's politics or not, to listen to her speech in it entirety. It is inspiring, heartwarming and heartfelt. Simply put it was wonderful and I was completely blown away.

If you don't have the time I have put what Politicos considers to be her top ten lines underneath the link to the full speech.

Here it is in it's entirety...
Here are Politicos top 10 lines from her speech...

Tuesday, September 4, 2012

Chuck Norris, His Wife And Their Toupée Say Obama's Reelection Will Bring On "1000 Years Of Darkness"!

Yikes!!!! Chuckles says "We're at a tipping point and, quite possibly, our country as we know it may be lost forever if we don't change the course in which our country is headed." He says later on in his delusional info attack that "...we can no longer sit quietly or stand on the sidelines and watch our country go the way of socialism or something much worse."

Then Gena Norris pipes up with this beauty "We will preserve for our children this last best hope of man on earth, or we will sentence them to take the first step into a thousand years of darkness".

All this while the toupee sat there just glaring at me disapprovingly... Powerful.

Monday, September 3, 2012

Hank Williams Jr. Spews More Ignorant Bulls**t

Ol' dopey's at it again.

Mere weeks after his last infantile out burst Hank Williams Jr. puked up the same pile of bullshit only this time he added a dollop of homophobia to his hate speech.

While onstage at the Stockyards Music Festival in Texas William's belched: "We’ve got a Muslim for a President who hates cowboys, hates cowgirls, hates fishing, hates farming, loves gays, and we hate him,". Unsurprisingly it was reported that the crowd responded with a loud cheer.

The 63 year old Willie Junior began his anti-gay commentary a few songs earlier, mocking “queer guitar pickers” in the middle of “All My Rowdy Friends Have Settled Down” before moving on to Liberal politicians, who he told to “move to Mexico” at the end of “We Don’t Apologize For America.”

Here's a friendly word of advice for poor old Hank...

Keep talking that racist crazy bullshit down in Texas fat man but might I suggest never trying it in this neck of the woods. You're libel to find your hat shoved so far up your ignorant racist ass that the straw in it might scratch your throat... or the brim of your hat will shade your tonsils... ?

Ummmm, I can't come up with any better hat up your ass jokes... Feel free to leave some funnier ones. It shouldn't be hard to do.

Sunday, September 2, 2012

Republicans: The Party Of Angry White Guys!

Yes, he really said this!