Saturday, September 22, 2012

Hey Everyone, It's "Empty Chair Lynching"!

There is a brand new fad sweeping the nation everyone. It a favorite among old, white, cracker, redneck, racist, and ku klux klan members don't you know. It's a real knee-slapper and it's called...

"Empty Chair Lynching"!!!

Here's the real fun of it all. Do you remember a few weeks ago when that really old actor named Clint Eastwood spoke in front of the Republican National Convention. Do you remember how he had an empty chair on stage with him that he pretended our President Barack Obama was sitting in it? Well don't tell anybody but that's who they're supposed to be lynching when they string up that empty chair of theirs.

The best part of these gag is that nobody is smart enough to ever guess what it means
Bud Johnson "chair lynching" enthusiast
Just ask white, cracker, redneck, racist, probable ku klux klan member and Texas homeowner Bud Johnson . When a reporter asked if the chair he had strung up in his front yard was supposed to be Obama old Bud said "I don't really give a damn whether it disturbs you or not. You can take [your concerns] and go straight to hell and take Obama with you. I don't give a shit. If you don't like it, don't come down my street.".

That Texas homeowner Bud Johnson is such a hoot!

Three "lynched" empty chairs with signs that read "Nobama" were found hanging at the home of old white, cracker, redneck, racist, and probable ku klux klan member Douglas Burger in Centreville, Virginia. Still no one is smart enough to nail down that rascal. When he was asked to explain what his intentions were he just said "It's just Eastwooding,". That makes everything Koser but still just as side splittingly hilarious.

That Douglas Burger in Centreville, Virginia is such a hoot!

The old white, cracker, redneck, racist and ku klux klan members that are pulling these kind of… Oh let's call it shenanigans are to me a perfect microcosm of the Republican party these days… It's filled with Old, white, cracker, redneck, racist and ku klux klan members and they, like the party, are hopefully about to die off.

PS - I'll try to stay on top this and will post any more "empty chair lynchings" I come across in the news.

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