Friday, February 22, 2013

NEWSFLASH: BARACK OBAMA IS SECRETLY GAY!

Evangelical pastor Scott Lively, famous for his support of Uganda's so-called "Kill the Gays" bill, claims to have found proof that President Obama is secretly gay.

Even better, Lively claims he knows who Obama's boyfriend is!!!!

Wait for it...... OMG It's Reggie Love

Reggie Love is the president's former personal assistant… Gasp! That sure sounds gay.

Now for the proof of their yucky gay love…

Lively made the claim in an entry on the website for his "Defend The Family" organization. The headline of the post is: "Obama Vacations with Reggie Love, Not Michelle" and subhead "More 'gay' grist for the rumor mill," links to a short article in The Weekly Standard, which reports on President Obama's return from his "solo vacation."

The Standard's post reads
  • AF1 wheels down Andrews at 7:45pm. POTUS came back to have a 10-minute off the record talk with pool at the end of the flight.
  • Reggie Love departed AF1 soon after POTUS, apparently a guest for the weekend.
  • Marine One wheels up 7:55 pm
Weeeeeeeeeee! Gay President!

How else do you explain that kind of behavior!?!?! Michelle wasn't invited… Need I say more!

Now how do we know Reggie Love is gay? Well In April 2009, Love won the Huffington Post’s “Who’s the White House’s hottest employee?” contest (gay). Also, In January 2009, ESPN dubbed Love “Chief of Stuff” (gayer). Plus Investigative reporter Wayne Madsen, writing in his subscription-only newsletter on Nov. 14, 2011, suggested that there were illicit pictures of disgraced pedophile coach Jerry Sandusky with Love when he was a Duke student (really gay) ! All this combined with the fact that his name is Reggie Love (totally gay name) is all the proof anyone needs!

You want more…. OK!

In addition to this already incontrovertible proof Jerome R. Corsi, who writes for the website World Net Daily, has found proof of 3 embarrassing photographs of Obama and Love having the gay sex.

You heard me right... THE GAY SEX!

The pictures first gained wide circulation March 16, 2009 but the only problem, says Corsi is that those darned pictures of the incident keep appearing but then disappearing on various internet websites. Gone before anyone can get a copy of them…. Because  we all know how easy it is to make pictures disappear off the internet once they been posted.

Corsi also alleges that Obama is not only gay, but that he was also married to a former college roommate at one time.

Still not enough proof you say! Well there's more!

In another op-ed, published on WND,  gossip columnist Kevin DuJan claimed Obama was a prominent participant in Chicago's “gay” bar and bathhouse scene.  DuJan  says "It was preposterous to the people I knew then to think Obama was going to keep his gay life secret…  If you just hang out at these bars, the older guys who have been frequenting these gay bars for 25 years will tell you these stories,” DuJan also said in the op-ed. “Obama used to go to the gay bars during the week, most often on Wednesday, and they said he was very much into older white guys.”

Here is the final piece of evidence that seals the case. Just today the Obama administration urged the Supreme Court to strike down the Defense of Marriage Act's prohibition on recognition of same-sex couples' marriages rendering it unconstitutional. Yeah ... I wonder why Obama wants to make gay marriage legal... 'Cause he's G-A-Y that's why!

There it is my friends, as clear as a rainbow flag.

Not only is Barack Obama the first black President… The first Muslim President… The first Communist President… The first Socialist President… The first Kenyan President…. But he's also the first gay President.

He's sure good at covering things up… Amarite!

Now what I want is a detailed list of how many trips George W. Bush took with Karl Rove on Air Force One without Laura! Double gay gasp!

Tuesday, February 19, 2013

No Matter How Hard They Try Racists Just Aren't Funny...

Y'know who's not funny. Racists aren't funny. You wanna' know how I came to that undeniable conclusion? The following examples of their humor may lend some insight.

Let's start in Colorado where an anti-immigrant bumper sticker with a violent message is all the rage among the discerning racist these days.

The bumper sticker in question is intended as a joke for people who find the idea of killing immigrants funny (ie. racists). The sticker reads “illegal immigrant hunting permit” over a map of the continental United States. Underneath the map are the words “No bag limit -- tagging not required,”.

Here is a picture of the item…
The sticker is made by a company called Central States Novelty that describes itself on its website as “one of, if not the largest, wholesale supplier of novelties, gifts and general merchandise for the convenience store and truck stop industry in the Midwest.” Convenience stores and truck stops… so an upscale clientele in other words.

Our second incident involves a similar episode in which a Mexican restaurant known as "Taco Cid" in South Carolina drew national attention for selling a racist t-shirts reading “how to catch an illegal immigrant,” with an image of a box over a taco being used as bait.

Here is a picture of that item…
The owner of the restaurant is a racist woman named Leanne Snelgrove.

Believe it or not many Latinos and immigrant advocates protested the shirt as racist and offensive.

When the media reported on the racist shirts it caused a spike in sales with racist Texas Border Patrol agents.

For our final example of a failed attempt at humor let us examin Myrtle Beach's very own racist Tea Partier, Bob Cramer. He was selling a “Witch doctor Obama” T-shirt he created all by himself at South Carolina Tea Party convention. Cramer said his shirt is selling like hotcakes.

Here is a picture of said shirt...
Now here is what is funny albeit unintentionally… Cramer claims the shirt isn't racist. How does he know it’s not racist?  Cramer backs up his statement by explaining that “I’ve had people chase me down at gas stations asking me where they can buy one, and give me thumbs up on the highway,” He went on to say “Nobody’s tried to mess with my truck, even when I’ve been in black neighborhoods and other places.”

Old Bob, still adamant about how non-racist his racist shirt was, explained that even though “Some people tell me it’s racist, it’s not racistit’s political ... Matter of fact, that’s how I got invited here.”

Cramer said so many Tea Party attendees have asked him about the shirt, that he’s considering bringing order forms to the convention on its second day.

Speakers at that tea party convention included U.S. Reps. Jeff Duncan and Tom Rice, Sen. Tim Scott, Gov. Nikki Haley, and Attorney General Alan Wilson.

…And Republicans wonder why they lost the black vote by a margin of 93% to 6% and the Latino vote by a margin of 71% to 27%.

Monday, February 18, 2013

North Carolina State Republicans Introduce Bill Criminalizing... BOOBIES!

We all know conservatives are terrified of and/or hate women. That is a given at this point. Apparently some of the most terrified of the right wingers reside in North Carolina. Apparently what most terrifies these otherwise brave state representatives about their state's females are… their breasts!

How do we know this you ask? Well…. Here's the deal.

North Carolina state representatives have introduced a bill that would by law specifically prohibit the baring of women's breasts. If the bill passes it would become law that women who show too much of their "private area" would have to use use "pasties", or perhaps "duct tape" lest they offend North Carolinian's delicate sensibilities.

The proposed legislation, House Bill 34, would make it a Class H felony to expose "external organs of sex and of excretion, including the nipple, or any portion of the areola, of the human female breast."

God damn that last sentence just made me hot!

One of the masterminds behind this brain-fart is Rep. Rayne Brown- R (Yes, that is her official German porn name), who co-sponsored the bill. Brown stated that "there are communities across this state, there’s local governments across this state, and also local law enforcement for whom this issue is really not a laughing matter". Indeed!

Brown was apparently driven to act on this horror by Asheville's second annual topless protest and women's rally this past August.

According to the Asheville Citizen-Times, last years this tit-tanic titty-fest drew around a dozen women, who took off their shirts to "promote women's equality." Yuch! That's got to be like more than 20 tittes!

What would the punishment be for these strumpets if they did indeed unleash one of their offending mammarian nightmares? Well, according to the bills writers, that depends on the intent of the exposure. Women could face up to six months in prison for an errant areola, with "more mundane" exposure resulting in a 30-day sentence. Unfortunately there is an exemption for lawless breastfeeding boob bandits.

If HB 34 passes it would give law enforcement authority to make arrests and would clear up confusion stemming from a 1970 state Court of Appeals ruling, which said the term "private parts," as then specified in state law, did not include breasts.

According to WRAL Rep. Sarah Stevens (R), who chairs the North Carolina House Judiciary Subcommittee C, downplayed the impact the bill might have, but that committee member Rep. Annie Mobley (D) worried it might penalize women for wearing “questionable fashions."

Rep. Tim Moore, (R), on the other hand, said to WRAL, “You know what they say... duct tape fixes everything."

Never have truer words been spoken my friends. Keep fighting the good fight heroes!

Sunday, February 17, 2013

Herman Cain Joins Fox News!!!

It is official. Herman Cain is a Fox News contributor!

Merely a week after sending Sarah Palin packing Fox News has tapped Cain as it go to person for… Oh, I'm gonna' say…"analysis" and "commentary" for the "news" network.

Fox News' executive vice-president of programming Bill Shine, called Cain "a valuable addition" and went on to say of Cain that "As a political expert with business savvy, he brings an important voice to the nation's debates".

I'm going to assume he was wasn't being sarcastic when he said that.

Cain chimed in saying "I'm excited about joining the FOX family as a contributor because it is an opportunity to be one more voice for intelligent thinking in America."

Ummm, yeah.

I for one, am very excited about the addition of Herman to the Fox lineup. His in depth analysis on overseas hotspots like "Ubeki beki beki beki stan stan" will be invaluable. Plus he will always be able to drill down on the hard issues like where to get the best pizza pie.

Oh yeah, nine... nine... nine.

Tuesday, February 12, 2013

Texas Congressman Has invited Gun Enthusiast/Racist Imbecile Ted Nugent To Tonight's State Of The Union Address.

Republican Texas congressman Steve Stockman has invited gun enthusiast and racist imbecile Ted Nugent to tonight's state of The Union address.

Let us start with Stockman for a frame of reference here...

First of all Steve Stockman is the moron who decided that he'd float the possibility of impeaching President Obama over the gun control stance he took following the Newtown massacre of 20 children.

Classic.

Having that as your calling card I guess there's no embarrassment line left to cross. Thus Stockman has invited Nugent to be his guest at Tuesday's State of the Union address.

Stockman said in a statement,
"I am excited to have a patriot like Ted Nugent joining me in the House Chamber to hear from President Obama. After the address I'm sure Ted will have plenty to say."
He also stressed that Nugent would be available for media interviews after Obama's speech. Oh the luck!

Super patriotic Nugent has never been shy about flapping his big old mouth about how much he hates the President of the United States. Ol' Teddy has gotten even more super patriotic since President Obama's push to reduce gun violence.

But let's start at the beginning...
First let's never forget how Ted dogged the Vietnam War draft by shitting his pants before his army physical. These are his words: "A week before, I stopped going to the bathroom. I did it in my pants. poop, piss the whole shot. My pants got crusted up."
Let's also remember the Nuge's feelings about African Americans: "I use the word n****r a lot because I hang around with a lot of n****rs, and they use the word n****r…."
At an August 2007 concert, according to Rolling Stone Nugent said "I think that Barack Hussein Obama should be put in jail. It is clear that Barack Hussein Obama is a communist. Mao Tse Tung lives and his name is Barack Hussein Obama. This country should be ashamed. I wanna throw up," he said, adding "Obama, he’s a piece of s**t. I told him to suck on my machine gun." Nugent said all this while brandishing two machine guns on stage.
At the same show Nugent said of Obama's Democratic primary rival Hillary Clinton "Hey Hillary, you might want to ride one of these into the sunset, you worthless b**ch."
In 2008 at a show in Dubuque, Iowa, Nugent told the crowd, "There's a lot of white people in this crowd -- I like that! (Dubuque) is a white town." It was additionally reported that "Nugent also pointed out at least one audience member and questioned his race."
As one of the scheduled speakers at Glenn Beck's 8-28 "reclaim the civil rights movement" rally Nugent told an audience that he "like[d]" them because there were "a lot of white people."*
During the 2008 presidential campaign, Nugent intelligently commented that then-candidate Barack Obama was a "piece of s**t."
Nugent recently called for attendees at a National Rifle Association rally to "ride into that battlefield and chop (Democrats) heads off in November."
Nugent later claimed that "If Barack Obama becomes the president in November, again, I will be either be dead or in jail by this time next year." (The Secret Service later visited the entertainer over this little gem). My fingers are still crossed on this one... Only 2 months to go.
Nugent earlier this year said of Obama's proposed measures to curb gun violence, Nugent suggested that he and his buddies were prepared for an armed rebellion against  Obama and that "He (Obama) is an evil, dangerous man who hates America and hates freedom. And we need to fix this as soon as possible."
I could go on and on and on and on…. But I wont.

The way I see it Ted Nugent will bring a touch of class to the Republicans attending the State Of The Union this year. He's a real step up from your run of the mill Republicans and the kind of guy you constantly want associated with your political party's image… Good job guys and keep up the great work!

Monday, February 11, 2013

Moronic Tea Partier Joe Walsh Disrespects A 15 Year Old Girl's Funeral All To Take A Swipe At Michelle Obama

Tea Party favorite, all around jag off and ex-congressman Joe Walsh just couldn't keep his mouth shut. Even after being defeated decisively to new Illinois congresswoman Tammy Duckworth he still refuses to recognize his own irrelevance.

Walsh felt it necessary to denigrate a 15 year old girl's funeral for his own self righteous indignation and personal self-aggrandizement.

You see it all started when Michelle Obama traveled to her hometown of Chicago to attend a slain 15-year-old girl's funeral. Here is why this outrageous act was too much for Walsh to handle.

The funeral was for Honor Student Hadiya Pendleton who was shot by two men in broad daylight while standing under a park canopy to escape a rainstorm. What makes this even more gut wrenching is that just weeks earlier Hadiya had marched in President Obama's inaugural parade. The first lady decided to attend the funeral to show her respects for Hadiya as well as all those killed in the epidemic of gun violence occurring presently in Chicago.

Michelle Obama's attendance of this funeral for a murdered child gave Joe Walsh what he wanted most… the opportunity to shoot his mouth off (no pun intended).

In a series of tweets Walsh maligned Michelle Obama's attendance at the funeral claiming it was "political". Talk about the pot calling the kettle….

Here are Walsh's completely non-politically motivated posts from Twitter:

As usual nothing but class from Tea Party Joe.

The President and first lady have invited Hadiya Pendleton's mother, along with various Newton Connecticut shooting victim's parents, to attend the State Of The Union speech on Tuesday. I can hardly wait to read the angry Tweet's from Joe Walsh about his outrage over that development.

Fox Hits New Low... Again

Like it's standards Fox News has hit a new low. 41% of voters trust it to 46% who do not. This is according to a PPP poll that they began 4 years ago. In that time Fox News' credibility has fallen 9 percent.

This statistic also bears out an odd finding. It turns out that Fox News is both the least trusted and most trusted network when compared to the other networks in the survey. 34% said they trust Fox News the most, while 39% said they trust it the least.

PBS is the only outlet that respondents trust more than distrust, with 52 percent of voters saying they trust the network, and 29 percent saying they do not. I guess Mitt Romney should have thought twice before saying he was going to kill off PBS and Big Bird!

Click here for the full PPP report.

Thursday, February 7, 2013

The NRA Publishes It's "Anti-Gun" List

The NRA recently updated it's "National Organizations With Anti-Gun Policies" list. This "enemies" list is published by the NRA's political arm known as The Institute for Legislative Action. The list is supposed to be a guide in helping NRA members know which celebrities and companies they should boycott because of their "anti gun" views.

The contents of the list cover a wide swath of society, including actors, singers, newspapers, columnists, media outlets, websites, politicians, corporations, corporate heads and even churches and religious groups.

I think I will instead use this list in the polar opposite way the NRA intended it to be used… In other words I'm about to send a Hallmark Card to the St. Louis Rams while wearing a pair of Levi's and eating some Ben & Jerry's ice cream listening to my Tony Bennett compilation tape…. and then stop and read an Anne Rice book!


I hope one day to make the list. I can dream can't I?


Monday, February 4, 2013

Human-Animal Hybrid Ban Proposed In Mississippi

William Tracy Arnold - Half Man/half idiot hybrid
In a brave move State Rep. William Tracy Arnold (R-Booneville) has proposed a much needed ban on using human embryos in any animal hybrid projects.

Arnold included the measure in a proposed bill that would restrict abortion, human cloning and assisted suicide.

 In an interview with wapt.com Arnold said...

"The truth of the matter is they're experimenting with some animal genes and infusion in some other countries and we just want to protect those embryos from that type of infusion and protect them. After all, they're living beings, I believe,"

Just so no one thinks Arnold is the first Republican to suggest human-animal hybrid research legislation it has previously been proposed by Ohio state Sen. Kris Jordan Sen. Sam Brownback (R-Kan.) and Sen. Mary Landrieu (D-La.).

I think I speak for everyone when I say "thank you" to Rep. William Tracy Arnold and that we are all breathing a little easier now that gator/man hybrids from the swamps of Mississippi wont be coming for us any time soon.

Idaho GOP State Senator Compares Obamacare To The Nazi Holocaust

Republican Sherly Nuxoll, from Idaho has gone and done it. She has gone on the record and officially  compared President Barack Obama's health care plan to the Holocaust.

In the Idaho Spokesman-Review reports that in an email to supporters, Nuxoll, who opposes opposes the administration's plan, wrote:

"The insurance companies are creating their own tombs. Much like the Jews boarding the trains to concentration camps, private insurers are used by the feds to put the system in place because the federal government has no way to set up the exchange."

The Idaho Spokesman-Review asked if she could clarify her comments to which she replied that she meant "no disrespect" but stood by her statement. She added...

"I just want people to know the truth,… I felt badly for the Jewsit wasn’t just Jews, but Jews, and Christians, and Catholics, and priests. My thing was they didn’t know what was going on. The insurance companies are not realizing what’s going to end up in their demise.”

What a Nuxoll.

Tea Party Favorite, Jason Rapert, Makes Racial Remarks At Rally

New video has surfaced of the Arkansas Republican state senator Jason Rapert, who sponsored the state's new abortion-ban bill, making racially charged remarks about President Barack Obama at a Tea Party rally. 

In the video, Rapert (R-Conway) criticizes Obama for inviting Muslim leaders to the White House for a Ramadan dinner and then not attending the National Prayer Breakfast (Which Obama most surely did). He questions "what [Obama] stands for" then drops this little pearl of wisdom… 

"I hear you loud and clear, Barack Obama. You don't represent the country that I grew up with. And your values is not going to save us. We're going to take this country back for the Lord. We're going to try to take this country back for conservatism. And we're not going to allow minorities to run roughshod over what you people believe in."

Here is the Video of Jason Rapert at his Tea Party rally...
Tea Party, you just keep being your classy self.

Republican Pat McCrory Lashes Out Against 'Educational Elite'

Gov. Pat McCrory... Definitely not elite at anything
North Carolina Gov. Pat McCrory (R) set off a firestorm this week when he declared "educational elite" have taken over colleges,

In a national radio interview Tuesday with Bill Bennett, U.S. Education Secretary during the Reagan administration, McCrory said there's a major disconnect between what skills are taught at the state's public universities and what businesses want out of college graduates. 

So I’m going to adjust my education curriculum to what business and commerce needs to get our kids jobs as opposed to moving back in with their parents after they graduate with debt. What are we teaching these courses for if they're not going to help get a job?"

McCrory Continued...

"We've really created this elitist cult of hierarchy (What the hell does that mean?) where people who know how to do things with their hands are looked down upon,"

In the end I guess McCrory just wants to make sure none of the students that attend his states colleges are elite. After all what company wants to hire  someone who competes in the upper echelon of higher learning. Just low end mediocrity for North Carolinians from now on…. In the case of McCrory that would be redundant.