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Apparently all the crazy is over an eight-week US military exercise to train Special Operations soldiers in all branches of the military. The goal of the exercise is to ready our troops for combat in hostile territory and prepare them for unconventional warfare. The exercises will be occurring in seven states including Texas, Arizona, New Mexico and Utah as well.
The name given to these combat exercises is… Wait for it…
"Operation Jade Helm 15"
Scary right? ((Shivers))
Out of the seven states, apparently, only the Texas citizenry are up in arms over these exercises. You see they know what the other six states don't. They know this operation is only a smokescreen for Obama's governments real objective…. MARTIAL LAW!
Yes, the real objective of Operation Jade Helm 15 is for the US armed forces to sweep through Texas, shred the Constitution and place the entire state under martial law and enacting a militarized police state.
As one Jade Helm 15 truther put it: "For years now, our veterans, Christians, patriots, gun owners, constitutionalists, pro-life advocates, small government supporters, small businesses, real journalists in the press, anti-corruption activists, anti-UN Agenda 21 advocates, anti-global warming supporters, anti-war patriots and anti-criminal immigration supporters have all been targeted by this administration as enemies of the United States".
And just what is the Muslim-Marxist jihadist Obama supposed to do with these "enemies"? That is where the Walmarts come in!
It has been hypothesized that the closure of several Texas Walmarts is so that they can be converted and used as the headquarters of invading troops from China, here to disarm Americans one by one as promised by Michelle Obama before they leave the White House?" The Walmarts will also be used as detention centers à la Auschwitz according to some. Still others say that a massive tunnel system has been built underneath the Walmarts so that the invading US/Chinese armies may more readily move from town to town for their attacks all the while going unnoticed (Here is the official denial from Walmart).
The hysteria has grown so out of control that the US Army had to send Lt. Col. Mark Lastoria, director of public affairs with the United States Army Special Operations Command down to Texas to do some 'splaining. It did not go well. Lastoria fielded questions and accusations ranging from: whether Jade Helm 15 will involve bringing foreign fighters from the Islamic State to Texas, to whether U.S. troops will confiscate Texans’ guns and whether the Army intends to implement martial law. Lastoria tried to assuage the fears and anger of the assembled crowd saying...
“We understand there’s concern out there on social media; there’s a significant amount of inaccurate information, which I hope I clarified today for a lot of people. What I want them to know is: We’re going to be conducting the training exercise safely, and courteously. We’re not going to interfere with their privacy or their rights with this.”
After trying his best to calm the crowd Lt. Col. Mark Lastoria was met with jeers and taunts and was called a liar by the assembled citizenry.
Now just to make things worse in comes the clown car.
Politicians have now lent credence to the cretins fears by assuring the good people of Texas that they will look into the nefarious goings on inside Obama's Jade Helm 15.
First to take the bait is...
Republican Gov. Greg Abbott directed Maj. Gen. Gerald Betty, commander of the Texas State Guard, to monitor the operation claiming Betty will provide regular updates to the governor’s office. In a letter Abbott wrote in a letter to Maj. Gen. Gerald Betty...
“During the training operation, it is important that Texans know their safety, constitutional rights, private property right and civil liberties will not be infringed,”
Texas Rep. Louie Gohmert decided kick things up to a level of gross irresponsibility saying he "certainly can understand" the Jade Helm worries, and casted on the military and the Obama administration...
"Once I observed the map depicting ‘hostile,' ‘permissive,' and ‘uncertain' states and locations, I was rather appalled that the hostile areas amazingly have a Republican majority, ‘cling to their guns and religion,' and believe in the sanctity of the United States Constitution. When the federal government begins, even in practice, games or exercises, to consider any U.S. city or state in 'hostile' control and trying to retake it, the message becomes extremely calloused and suspicious."
Republican Presidential candidate Ted Cruz, who never let's a chance to pander to the lowest common denominator, said...
“I understand a lot of the concerns raised by a lot of citizens about Jade Helm. It’s a question I’m getting a lot, and I think part of the reason is we have seen, for six years, a federal government disrespecting the liberty of the citizens. And that produces fear, when you see a federal government that is attacking our free speech rights, or religious liberty rights, or Second Amendment rights, that produces distrust.”
Even toupee model Chuck Norris has gotten in on the action writing an OpEd on the right wing Web site WorldNetDaily…
“The U.S. government says, ‘It’s just a training exercise.’ But I’m not sure the term ‘just’ has any reference to reality when the government uses it. It’s neither over-reactionary nor conspiratorial to call into question or ask for transparency about Jade Helm 15 or any other government activity, To those who merely think we should check our brains at the door of the White House and trust what the government does, I would reiterate to you the words of one of our government’s primary founders, Benjamin Franklin, who said, ‘Distrust and caution are the parents of security.'”
So I send a hearty good luck to the military in their efforts and a congratulations to Walmart on their new line of tunnel prisons designed I would assume by Isaac Mizrahi.
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