Thursday, December 31, 2015

HAPPY NEW YEAR EVERYONE!

Wednesday, December 30, 2015

PolitiFact Readers' Poll For "Lies Of The Year"

PolitiFact offered it's readers 10 finalists for 2014's "Lie of the 
Year".

Here are the full results: 

"I watched in Jersey City, N.J., where thousands and thousands of people were cheering" as the World Trade Center collapsed —Donald Trump. Pants on Fire.
47%

Says crime statistics show "blacks kill 81 percent of white homicide victims" —Donald Trump. Pants on Fire.
13.2%

"The Mexican government ... they send the bad ones over." —Donald Trump. Pants on Fire.
10%

"In 2006, Planned Parenthood performed more prevention services and cancer screenings than abortions, but in 2013, there were more abortions" —Jason Chaffetz. Pants on Fire.
7.2%

Other
5%

"German citizens were disarmed by their government in the late 1930s," which allowed the Nazis to "carry out their evil intentions with relatively little resistance." —Ben Carson. False.
3.9%

Pediatricians have cut down on the number and proximity of vaccines because they recognize there have been "too many in too short a period of time." —Ben Carson. Pants on Fire.
3.8%

The gun industry is "the only business in America that is wholly protected from any kind of liability." —Hillary Clinton. False.
2.6%

The unemployment rate may be as high as "42 percent." —Donald Trump. Pants on Fire.
2.4%

"In the class of 1968 at Patrice Lumumba University in Moscow, Mahmoud Abbas was one of the members of that class, and so was Ali Khamenei. And that's where they first established relationships with the young Vladimir Putin." —Ben Carson. Pants on Fire.
2%

Planned Parenthood is "the only health care that a significant number of women get. About 30 percent of women, that's their health care." —Harry Reid. Pants on Fire.
1.5%

" 'Denali' is the Kenyan word for 'black power.' " —Viral Image. Pants on Fire.

1.4%

Tuesday, December 29, 2015

Five Down Twelve To Go: Republican Candidate George Pataki Quits

We have a fifth man down in the Republican presidential sweepstakes. The latest casualty is none other than former New York Gov. George Pataki.

Pataki announced his decision Tuesday evening in a TV spot airing on NBC affiliates in Iowa, New Hampshire and South Carolina saying...

"While tonight is the end of my journey for the White House as I suspend my campaign for president, I'm confident we can elect the right person, someone who will bring us together,"

Here is the video resignation that Pataki aired...


Ahhh, Trump can smell it now!

Monday, December 28, 2015

President Obama And Hillary Clinton Once Again Most Admired Man And Woman In The World

We're # 1... Again!
Oooh, this has to hurt! The email scandal Benghazi murder lady and the Kenyan Muslim Socialist Marxist Communist Dictator take the top spots!

Hillary Clinton was most admired woman for 17th time in 18 years and Barack Obama is most admired man for 7th year in a row...

Gallup Poll: Barack Obama, Hillary Clinton Extend Run as Most Admired

Oh noes... Obama beated up on the Pope!!!!!!

Friday, December 25, 2015

Fox News Celebrates Christmas With News Of Record Breaking Holiday Gun Sales!

Now remember to squeeze the trigger little drummer boy!

I may not be a Christian but I do know a few things about the Christian religion. 

For example the figure celebrated in the Bible known as Jesus Christ would not want his name associated with celebratory reveling about record gun sales on his birthday... After all wasn’t he also known as the “Prince of Peace” (Isaiah 9:6) ?

Fox News, on the other hand, has decided to go with a different interpretation of the birth of Christ and has come to the conclusion that it’s all about record gun sales in America. They are overjoyed that in this festive holiday season Americans are pants crappingly terrified enough to put gun sales through the roof (watch out Santa). It’s the reason for the season don’t ya know!

So lets take a look at some of the Fox News' reports on the miracle of the saviors birth and  the miracle of record gun sales…


Dear Santa Bring Guns

Dear Santa Bring Guns.... ?!?!?! Really?
During a segment on Fox Business' Making Money with Charles Payne, an on-air graphic was displayed stating "Dear Santa: Bring Guns"

On the December 22 edition of his show, Charles Payne discussed increasing gun sales in the holiday season due to fears of terrorism and of Obama taking action to limit gun access. Payne invited Erick Erickson, a Fox contributor famed for being ridiculed on the internets for shooting a copy of The New York Times with an assault rifle.

During the segment, an on-air graphic appeared that said "Dear Santa: Bring Guns" and Payne quipped...

"Well, have you been naughty or have you been nice? Because this is the time of year when we're asking for Santa for a lot of things. Unfortunately, protection is at the top of the list this year. That's right, guns are topping so many Christmas lists, and as a result the sales are going through the roof now."


New York Times On Santa's "Naughty List"


Speaking of The New York Times, Fox & Friends did a segment in which they put the paper on Santa’s "Naughty List" for pushing an assault rifle ban after a mass shooting. They suggested during a Christmas Eve segment that Santa would be putting coal in The New York Times‘ stocking because its editors had called for gun safety laws following the recent mass shooting in San Bernardino.

After explaining that Republican presidential candidates Bobby Jindal, Rick Perry, Scott Walker, Lindsey Graham, Marco Rubio and House Speaker Paul Ryan had all made the “Nice List” because... Republicans. Then Federalist editor Mollie Hemingway said that The New York Times had not been so lucky…

This year was particularly bad for the newspaper. After the recent terrorist attack in San Bernardino, they took to the front page and published an editorial that, rather than talking about terrorism or Islamist terrorism, they decided the problem was gun control. And while gun control advocates claim they just want sensible gun control, they actually called for confiscation of guns on the front page. This shows how extreme the gun control movement is.

Watch the clip here...




Guns Top Christmas Lists!

Here is a segment aired on Foxs' The Five in which co-host Greg Gutfeld claims that the surge in Christmas gun sales is a sign of the times saying...

"As peace on Earth is under threat, a piece in hand seems about right"

Funny stuff Greg. Watch here...





Gun Sales Shoot Up This Holiday Season

Here is a video filmed at the "Centennial Gun Club" about people buying guns as Christmas presents. The clip is posted on Fox News' website under the title of: "Gun sales shoot up this holiday season". Get it!?!? 

Watch the sale pitch here...




(Once Again) Guns Top Christmas Lists!

Here is a screen grab from Fox News' more insane website Fox Nation celebrating the seasons hottest toy...




Miami Armory Triples Gun Sales

Here is a news story from Florida's Fox 45 about David Becker who owns "Miami Armory" in Miami Township. In the piece Becker says he is seeing record gun sales this holiday season...

"To say what we did last year for Black Friday, what I thought was a very good day, well, this year we tripled it,"

Watch the entire clip here…




So much for peace on earth. Have a safe and happy holiday everyone.

Happy Holidays!

During this joyous time of year we hope you and yours are enjoying
health, happiness and love!

Yours Truly,
The Godless Liberal


Thursday, December 24, 2015

Christmas Eve Poll: American Christianity Is On The Decline

On the eve of Christmas 2015, a review of over 174,000 interviews conducted in 2015 shows that three-quarters of American adults identify with a Christian religion are down from 80% eight years ago. 

About 5% of Americans identify with a non-Christian religion, while 20% have no formal religious identification, which is up five percentage points since 2008.

The Pew Research Center calls this the "Rise of the Nones"
These results are based on interviews conducted each year since 2008 as part of Gallup Daily tracking. The general trends in the data over this eight-year period are clear: As the percentage of Americans identifying with a Christian religion has decreased, the percentage with no formal religious identification has increased. 

The small percentage of Americans who identify with a non-Christian religion has been essentially constant over this time period.

Bernie Sanders Destroys Trump And His Creepy Rant About Hillary's Bathroom Break

If you have been following the presidential race at all you already know that Republican Presidential frontrunner Donald Trump has taken it upon himself to criticize Hillary Clinton's bathroom break during the Democrats Saturday debate. You also know that Trump did it in a most bizarre and embarrassingly juvenile way.

Hillary, to her credit, has refused to respond to Trump and instead chosen to hang him out to dry like a freshly washed and combed rug.

Bernie Sanders on the other hand has chosen a different route taking Trump's repulsive behavior and comments head on and demolishing both of them in the most hilarious way.

At a campaign stop in Council Bluffs, Iowa Sanders used humor to make a serious point about Trump's unnatural reaction to a woman using the restroom.

In a blunt reality check Sanders dismantled the (alleged) billionaire saying... 

I don't know how to break this to you. Donald Trump is very upset. It's very hard for him to deal with this. I don't know what his relationship has been  with women in his life but ... He has discovered that women go to the bathroom ... and it’s been very upsetting to him. Now I was there at the debate on Saturday night and I’ve got to be honest with you. I’ve got to be honest with you. I also went to the bathroom. I know, I have to admit it. I guess because I'm a man, men are allowed to go to the bathroom but women what can we say. This is the pathology...This is the guy who is leading in the Republican polls. This is what he said, and I quote: 
'I know where she went -- it's disgusting, I don't want to talk about it. No, it's too disgusting. Don't say it, it's disgusting.'
This is a guy who wants to be president of the United States. He must have a very unusual relationship with women.

Boom! Mic drop!

Here is the hysterical clip, ENJOY!...

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Elderly Woman Calls Police After Hearing Neighbors Scream ‘ISIS is good, ISIS is great’ During Sex

An 82 year old woman in a living in a Wisconson suburb of Milwaukee, called her local police department in a panic to report hearing her neighbors chant, “ISIS is good, ISIS is great” while having sex.

The Brown Deer Police Chief Michael Kass reacted to the story in a tweet saying...


In the end the officers told the woman to call if she hears the chanting again.

I think I smell a Trump voter!

If you "hear" something say something too!

Tuesday, December 22, 2015

Trump Makes Very Classy Pee-Pee And Wee-Wee Jokes At Hillary Clinton!

Ladies... A first class, sophisticated gentleman.
Republican frontrunner Donald Trump used a campaign stop in Michigan on Monday to go on an absolutely not-surprising sexist tirade against Democratic frontrunner Hillary Clinton.

In what has become Trumps trademark repulsive schtick he told the Grand Rapids crowd that Clinton got “schlonged” by President Obama during their 2008 Democratic primary race.

"Even her race to Obama. She was going to beat Obama. I don’t know who’d be worse. I don’t know. How does it get worse? She was favored to win and she got schlonged. She lost. She lost,"

Get it... It's funny because "schlonged"... Hillary got "schlonged"... by Obama! Oh, the hi-larity.

Schlong” is a reference to a penis used primarily by 4th graders... as if you did know!

Watch Trump in all his grade school glory here...

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But Trump wasn't finished with his classy speech-ifying. He also used the rally to attack Clinton for using the bathroom. Yes, the bathroom... Can you stand it!!!!!

He did this by discussing her brief disappearance during Saturday’s Democratic debate while she was using the lavatory...

Where did Hillary go? They had to start the debate without her. Phase two. Why? I know where she went. It’s disgusting. I don’t want to talk about it. It’s too disgusting. Don’t say it, it’s disgusting. We want to be very, very straight up.

Women's bodily functions.... Ewwwwwwwww!!!! Am I right!?!?!

Watch Trump in all his prepubescent glory here...

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He will make the classiest most sophisticated president ever!

Four Down Thirteen To Go: Republican Candidate Lindsey Graham Quits

We have a fourth man down in the Republican presidential sweepstakes. The latest casualty is none other than South Carolina Sen. Lindsey Graham.

Graham announced that he was dropping out of the 2016 presidential race during an open call with his supporters saying...

I was hoping not to have to make this call, but I think the time has come for me to suspend my campaign... “We’ve come to a point now where I just don’t see how we grow the campaign without getting on the main stage. One of the biggest problems we’ve had was to get our voice on equal footing with others. This second-tier debate process has been difficult for us. I think we’ve done well in the debates, it’s just hard to break through because the buzz doesn’t last very long.

Graham's announcement comes after failing to attract any significant support with his commitment to pushing a hawkish foreign policy agenda.

I guess it all looks like pablum when compared to the cartoon-like agenda of Trump.

Monday, December 21, 2015

Watch The 3rd Democratic Debate Edited For You Pleasure By 4 Different News Programs

4 choices for your viewing convenience!

Here's WAPO's 3 minute edit job on the Democratic debate in less than 3 minutes...

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Watch CNN's take on the Democratic debate in just 2 minutes...

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Watch ABC's view of the third Democratic presidential debate in just a minute...

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Finally, here is Yahoo News' quick take on the debate also in one single solitary minute...

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Thursday, December 17, 2015

Watch The 5th Republican Debate Edited For You Pleasure By 4 Different News Programs

Watch last night's CNN debate in mere minutes!

Here is Time Magazine's take on the debate...

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Here are the three best and worst moments from ReasonTV...

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Here is ABC News' mercifully short version...

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Finally, if you are just fed up with the whole mess, here is a comedic take on the debate by Seth Meyers on Late Night...

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Wednesday, December 16, 2015

WAR ON CHRISTMAS: House Republicans Introduce Bill To Save Christmas!!!!

All good little GOP’rs know that the godless seculars want to rid the American landscape of all Christmas traditions and symbols. Well it's not gonna happen!!!! In order to assure a win for the baby Jesus a group of brave conservatives in Congress banded together to fight to keep nativity scenes on display in town squares, the words “Merry Christmas” in the mouths of all store clerks and tiny Santas on all the red cups in Starbucks.

Little Dougie Lambo is gonna' save Christmas!

The brave man spearheading the effort to save Christmas from circling Satan’s commode is non other than U.S. Rep. Doug Lamborn, R-Colo., who introduced the Holy House Resolution 564!

Lamborn believes there is a “troubling effort by some in America” to eliminate “any and all Christmas celebrations and traditions from the public arena.” and seasonal religious expression must be protected for all Americans. In addition Lamborn says efforts to remove religious aspects of Christmas from the public space are not merely misguided — they are unconstitutional!!!!

Lamborn said in a statement…

Christmas is a wonderful time of year when a majority of Americans take time to remember the humble birth of Jesus Christ on a holy night more than 2,000 years ago. The message of Christmas is one of love, hope, and peace. It is a message that our country and this world needs more than ever in the midst of ever increasing conflict and chaos.

So, using American taxpayers money for it’s god intended purpose, this courageous group of men introduced the House Resolution late last week that would affirm the body’s “sense” that Christmas should be protected.

Luckily they had some spare time in between trying to repeal Obamacare and sharting their trousers about the Benghazi!

The bill invokes the First Amendment and posits that references to religion, god or the Christmas should never be prohibited in "civic dialogue":


Now, therefore, be it Resolved, That the House of Representatives — 
  
(1) recognizes the importance of the symbols and traditions of Christmas;

(2) strongly disapproves of attempts to ban references to Christmas

(3) expresses support for the use of these symbols and traditions by those who celebrate Christmas.




The resolution has been referred to the House Committee on Oversight and Government Reform.

Separation of church and state be damned!!!! Saint Bill O’Reilly is surely pleased!

For those of you who doubt the “War On Christmas” here are a few pictures of godless liberals attempting to do away with the Christian holiday”…


No explanation needed here! No one mocks Claus!

Michelle Obama and first dog Bo read “Twas the Night Before Christmas” to children at the Children’s National Health System... But she doesn't mean it!

Here is the Obama's Christmas card... Obviously forged.

Here is the First Lady receiving the White House's Christmas tree... For Bo and Sunny to poop on!

Lame.

Tuesday, December 15, 2015

New Poll Shows Republicans Love Trumps Muslim Ban... The Rest Of America Not So Much

You know that old adage that not all republicans are racists/bigots but all racists/ bigots are republicans... Well, it seems it's not that far from the truth.

A new ABC News/Washington Post poll shows that Republicans by more than a 20-point margin support Donald Trump’s proposal to temporarily ban Muslims from entering the United States while independents and Democrats oppose the idea by wide margins. Support reaches 59 percent among Republicans, who account for slightly fewer than a quarter of all adults. But it plummets to 38 percent among political independents and just 15 percent among Democrats.

Here are a few other choice questions asked in the poll and their all too predictable results...


Trump Rallygoers To Black Lives Matter Protestor: "Light The Motherf*cker On Fire!"

Another Trump rally has descended into ugly name calling and violence.

As the Republican presidential hopeful Donald Trump delivered his usual stump speech on the eve of a Republican presidential debate, multiple protesters interrupted the candidate's speech.

According to reporters security guards violently escorted Black Lives Matter activists and gun control supporters from the room as those in attendance shouted epithets at them. 

At one point, as security guards attempted to remove a black man from the rally, an attendee said, “Light that motherfucker on fire!"

Here is the video of that exchange...




MSNBC's Benjy Sarlin tweeted other things he overheard being shouted as the Black Lives Matter protestor was dragged away...


Here is another video of a protestor being dragged out of the rally...


In what America is this considered to be a "presidential" rally?