Tuesday, December 22, 2015

Trump Makes Very Classy Pee-Pee And Wee-Wee Jokes At Hillary Clinton!

Ladies... A first class, sophisticated gentleman.
Republican frontrunner Donald Trump used a campaign stop in Michigan on Monday to go on an absolutely not-surprising sexist tirade against Democratic frontrunner Hillary Clinton.

In what has become Trumps trademark repulsive schtick he told the Grand Rapids crowd that Clinton got “schlonged” by President Obama during their 2008 Democratic primary race.

"Even her race to Obama. She was going to beat Obama. I don’t know who’d be worse. I don’t know. How does it get worse? She was favored to win and she got schlonged. She lost. She lost,"

Get it... It's funny because "schlonged"... Hillary got "schlonged"... by Obama! Oh, the hi-larity.

Schlong” is a reference to a penis used primarily by 4th graders... as if you did know!

Watch Trump in all his grade school glory here...

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But Trump wasn't finished with his classy speech-ifying. He also used the rally to attack Clinton for using the bathroom. Yes, the bathroom... Can you stand it!!!!!

He did this by discussing her brief disappearance during Saturday’s Democratic debate while she was using the lavatory...

Where did Hillary go? They had to start the debate without her. Phase two. Why? I know where she went. It’s disgusting. I don’t want to talk about it. It’s too disgusting. Don’t say it, it’s disgusting. We want to be very, very straight up.

Women's bodily functions.... Ewwwwwwwww!!!! Am I right!?!?!

Watch Trump in all his prepubescent glory here...

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He will make the classiest most sophisticated president ever!

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