Wednesday, December 16, 2015

WAR ON CHRISTMAS: House Republicans Introduce Bill To Save Christmas!!!!

All good little GOP’rs know that the godless seculars want to rid the American landscape of all Christmas traditions and symbols. Well it's not gonna happen!!!! In order to assure a win for the baby Jesus a group of brave conservatives in Congress banded together to fight to keep nativity scenes on display in town squares, the words “Merry Christmas” in the mouths of all store clerks and tiny Santas on all the red cups in Starbucks.

Little Dougie Lambo is gonna' save Christmas!

The brave man spearheading the effort to save Christmas from circling Satan’s commode is non other than U.S. Rep. Doug Lamborn, R-Colo., who introduced the Holy House Resolution 564!

Lamborn believes there is a “troubling effort by some in America” to eliminate “any and all Christmas celebrations and traditions from the public arena.” and seasonal religious expression must be protected for all Americans. In addition Lamborn says efforts to remove religious aspects of Christmas from the public space are not merely misguided — they are unconstitutional!!!!

Lamborn said in a statement…

Christmas is a wonderful time of year when a majority of Americans take time to remember the humble birth of Jesus Christ on a holy night more than 2,000 years ago. The message of Christmas is one of love, hope, and peace. It is a message that our country and this world needs more than ever in the midst of ever increasing conflict and chaos.

So, using American taxpayers money for it’s god intended purpose, this courageous group of men introduced the House Resolution late last week that would affirm the body’s “sense” that Christmas should be protected.

Luckily they had some spare time in between trying to repeal Obamacare and sharting their trousers about the Benghazi!

The bill invokes the First Amendment and posits that references to religion, god or the Christmas should never be prohibited in "civic dialogue":


Now, therefore, be it Resolved, That the House of Representatives — 
  
(1) recognizes the importance of the symbols and traditions of Christmas;

(2) strongly disapproves of attempts to ban references to Christmas

(3) expresses support for the use of these symbols and traditions by those who celebrate Christmas.




The resolution has been referred to the House Committee on Oversight and Government Reform.

Separation of church and state be damned!!!! Saint Bill O’Reilly is surely pleased!

For those of you who doubt the “War On Christmas” here are a few pictures of godless liberals attempting to do away with the Christian holiday”…


No explanation needed here! No one mocks Claus!

Michelle Obama and first dog Bo read “Twas the Night Before Christmas” to children at the Children’s National Health System... But she doesn't mean it!

Here is the Obama's Christmas card... Obviously forged.

Here is the First Lady receiving the White House's Christmas tree... For Bo and Sunny to poop on!

Lame.

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