Thursday, January 21, 2016

Sarah Palin Blames Her Drunk Son Punching His Girlfriend In The Face On President Obama... Because Of Course!

Grizzly mama bears no responsibility for her cubs drunken and violent indiscretions!
Yesterday failed vice presidential nominee and half governor Sarah Palin threw her endorsement behind Republican presidential candidate Donald J. Trump. The only thing more batshittingly insane than her speech yesterday was what happened the night before.

On the eve of her big comeback, where Sarah Palin was to go and publicly endorse The Donald, it has come to light that her son not only punched his girlfriend in the face but also held a gun to his head and shouted "do you think I’m a pussy?” and “do you think I won’t do it?” all while in a drunken rage. 

Now one might say that her son's behavior as well as the way Palin packed up and left to give her endorsement speech mere hours after her son's arrest might disqualify her from running for the title of Mother Of The Year.

But not so fast!

That would only hold true if Sarah Palin was to blame for the actions of the child she raised. In fact, according to her, she bears no responsibility at all for her boy's behavior.

Yeah, you guessed it. IT'S OBAMA'S FAULT!!! Thanks Obama!

The day after her initial address Palin was flown to Tulsa, Oklahoma (Yes, she still didn't go home) to give another "Stump For Trump" speech where she explained exactly how her son's actions are the fault of one Mr. Barack Hussein Obama!

First Palin suggested that Obama has deserted and disrespected all our American veterans but then, in classic Palin gibberish, explained why her son is a drunken, suicidal, woman beater...

"My son, like so many others, they come back a bit different, they come back hardened, they come back wondering if there is that respect for what it is that their fellow soldiers and airmen and every other member of the military so sacrificially have given to the country. And that starts from the top, and it’s a shame that our military personnel even have to wonder if they have to question if they’re respected anymore. It starts from the top. The question, though, that comes from our own president, where they have to look at him and wonder, ‘Do you know what we go through? Do you know what we’re trying to do to secure America and to secure the freedoms that have been bequeathed us?’"

I'm sure all the veterans with PTSD will appreciate being lumped in with Palin's violent, drunk, suicidal son.

* A quick note on Track Palin's brave military service... Rumor has it that after Track was accused of cutting the brake lines of a school bus in Wasilla, stealing a bottle of vodka from a liquor store and going on a vandalism spree barely avoided jail by enlisting in the U.S. Army.

Oh yeah, then there's also the pesky fact that Track Palin served his one year in the army as a reservist under George W. Bush!!!!!!!

You can watch the assessing of guilt of her sons "woundedness" here...


On a final note It was also reported that during Palin’s run for vice president in 2008 Track was addicted to drugs (needles, pills and cocaine).

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