Monday, February 29, 2016

TED CRUZ IS THE ZODIAC KILLER! (Updated)

A new national survey from Public Policy Polling has confirmed what we all already knew... Ted Cruz is the Zodiac killer.

Well... Nearly 40 Percent of Florida voters think that Ted Cruz might be the never captured and still believed to be at large Zodiac Killer!

PPP surveyed over 1,000 registered voters, and of those people, an alarming number were not just suspicious but positive that Ted Cruz was, in fact, the Zodiac Killer...
That cuts it for me. Case closed!

But for the sake of journalistic integrity we must point out that there are several other theories as to the Texas senator's true identity. For instance...

There is the Al Lewis connection. Very spooky!


The ever popular Mrs. Doubtfire web of intrigue.


Never forget the completely mental Ed Grimley theorem!


The latest conspiracy theory is that the Texas senator is secretly… the lead singer of Christian heavy-metal band Stryper.


With this knowledge in hand you may now choose to purchase this "Ted Cruz Was the Zodiac Killer" shirt of which a portion of the proceeds will go to the West Fund, an El Paso based Fund that “provides funding and support for abortion services to the people of southwest Texas"... The state where Senator Zodiac resides.

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Saturday, February 27, 2016

SOUTH CAROLINA DEMOCRATIC PRIMARIES: Hillary In A Landslide (Updated)

How big a win was this... They called the race with just 1 percent of the vote counted. That's a big win.

It was such a big win that Hillary even took the under 45 crowd where Bernie's campaign lives. It was such a big win that off she pulled down 84 percent of the African American vote compared to Sanders 16 percent. It was such a big win that Bernie is already (7:34 PM) in an airplane on his way to his next campaign stop.

It was a big win is what we are saying.

All in all this will rightly or wrongly bring back the whispers of "inevitability" concerning Clinton's candidacy.

Here is the final tally...


Friday, February 26, 2016

Watch The 10th Republican Debate Edited For Your Pleasure By 4 Different News Programs Plus 2 Video Of Pure Chaos! (VIDEOS)

A moment of calm before the storm.

It has to be said and so we shall... Last Nights Debate was a poo flinging shit-show.

Much to our delight Trump received what we are referring to a "The Cuban Eiffel Tower"! This is where Marco Rubio and Theodore Cruz word-fuck Trump from each side while simultaneously high-fiving each other! Those two guys did a number on the Donald and it was hi-larious to see him have to take it. It was the "Birther's" revenge!

CNN News snagged this tenth edition of the Republican presidential debates and once again and despite  the Trump double schlonging it was still unwatchable. For this reason we have gone ahead and found some clips of the event that have been edited down to tolerable size for human consumption.


Once again... Enjoy?


Here is the New York Times' edit of the give and take in three minutes...



Here is CNN's cut of the event in a minute and a half...


Here's ABC News' splice of the shindig in just over a minute...



Here is the Wall Street Journal's stab at encapsulating the events in minutes flat...



Here's VOX's 30 second splice of the debate descending into chaos...



Here are 20 insults from the CNN debate in 1 minute


Wednesday, February 24, 2016

NEVADA REPUBLICAN CAUCUSES: It's Trump

Donald Trump has won Nevada’s GOP caucuses, Rubio took second and Cruz slimed his way in for a disappointing third place finish.

Here's how the night shook out...


This makes Trump’s third win in a row. The victory has raised questions about whether any of his Republican rivals can still match either his delegate count or momentum.

Tonight's contest, which was referred to as a "Shitshow", was plagued by alleged voter fraud, intimidation poll workers openly wear Trump gear, sites running out of ballots and (of course) men in Ku Klux Klan garb...
TRUMP: Making America Hate Again!

The GOP keeping it classy!

The next big night for the GOP will be the Super Tuesday contest on March 1, when 13 states across the country will vote in nine primaries and four caucuses in 24 hours.

Saturday, February 20, 2016

Twelve Down Five To Go: JEB! OUT!

JEB!'s presidential campaign has mercifully come to an end. Jeb!, who was the 43rd Governor of Florida from 1999 to 2007 has decided to call it a day.

Dubya's little bro released a statement after a dismal showing in tonights South Carolina caucus saying...

I’m proud of the campaign that we’ve run to unify our country. The people of Iowa and New Hampshire and South Carolina have spoken, and I really respect their decision.

I guess his mama was right when she said “We’ve had enough Bushes,”. 

NEVADA CAUCUSES: Hillary Bests Sanders... SOUTH CAROLINA PRIMARIES: Trump Wins, Cruz And Rubio Split Runner Up


And here are the results...




And so it continues.

Upcoming: The Nevada Caucuses for Republicans occur on the 23rd and the South Carolina Primaries for the Democrats happen on the 27th

BUSTED: New Evidence Shows Trump Was For The Iraq War Before He Was Against It (VIDEO)

Ah, sheesh... The Iraq war... Which Iraq... Oh, that one... Whoops?

For months now, Donald Trump has claimed that he opposed the Iraq War before the invasion began and holds the decision up as an example of his luxuriously awesome judgment on foreign policy issues.

As it turns out Trump is so emphatic about his anti-war stance that at a Republican debate in September of last year he claimed he could provide at least 25 news stories showing his early opposition to the Iraq War.

Lest anyone doubt what a military mastermind Trump is at last weekend's Republican debate, for at least the fourth time onstage, he proclaimed again that the Iraq war was a mistake. Then just for good measure he went as far as to call George W. Bush a liar as far as his having knowledge about whether there were WMD's in Iraq...

"Obviously the war in Iraq was a big, fat mistake, all right? George Bush made a mistake, we can make mistakes. But that one was a beauty. Trump continued. They lied. They said there were weapons of mass destruction – there were none. And they knew there were none. There were no weapons of mass destruction."

At this point everyone was saying to themselves: 'Alright Donald we get it, you're a military super genius .. But he wasn't done!


The morning after the debate Trump went on Fox & Friends and again claimed that he was “the only one with the vision to have said ‘don’t do that,'” despite there being absolutely zero evidence Trump said anything negative about the Iraq war before it began. He then warned the rest of the GOP that they need to come to terms with the Iraq War saying...

"If We Don't Admit Iraq Invasion Was A Mistake, We're Not Gonna Win General Election,"

Trump  went on to say that he’s not saying this stuff to win elections, but because “all smart people know that the war in Iraq was a huge bungle.


Nope, not done blowing his own clown horn yet...


Later in the day Trump went on Meet the Press and said the U.S. was “hoodwinked” on Iraq. Then when MTP moderator Chuck Todd asked why there weren’t many articles about his opposition Trump claimed it was because he wasn’t a politician at the time saying...

Well, I did it in 2003, I said it before that. Don’t forget, I wasn’t a politician. So people didn’t write everything I said. I was a businessperson. I was, as they say, a world-class businessperson. I built a great company, I employed thousands of people. So I’m not a politician. But if you look at 2003, there are articles. If you look in 2004, there are articles.” 


I know, I know he's almost done... Hang in there!


Trump then went on ABC News "This Week" where host host George Stephanopoulos asked him about his opposition to the Iraq war and whether or not he still believed "that impeaching President Bush would be a wonderful thing,". Trump took the question as an invite to extol the virtues of his brilliant military mind... AGAIN!


" I’m the only one on the stage who said don’t go into Iraq; you’re going to destabilize the Middle East. I was against the war even though I’m the most militaristic person there is.I said, don’t go on the stage, don’t go on the -- don’t do this war. If you do this war, you’re going to destabilize the entire Middle East. That’s exactly what happened. That’s why we have the migration and all of the other problems that we have right now in the Middle East.'"

Okay, I think he's done for now, let's go talk over here...


Now that we all have gotten Trump's rundown of how amazing he would be as America's next war-doer in chief lets dig a little deeper into his claims of never ever having supported the awful, no good, very bad Iraq War.

As far as anyone can tell there is absolutely no evidence that Trump showed any opposition to the Iraq War as BuzzFeed, The Washington Post’s “Fact-checker" and Politifact have all been unable to find evidence to back up Trump's many claims.

In fact, the only thing that is absolutely certain is that Trump most definitely DID support the Iraqi War! As luck would have it in a 2002 interview with Howard Stern Trump said he was in favor of an Iraq invasion.

In the interview, which, oddly enough, took place on Sept. 11, 2002, Stern asked Trump directly if he was for invading Iraq.

Yeah I guess so. I wish the first time it was done correctly.

Here is audio of the interview...


Whoopsie!

The best part of this story came in the middle of last night's CNN Town Hall, starring The Donald, when moderator Anderson Cooper was literally handed a piece of paper about the breaking news of the Stern interview and in real time turned and asked Trump about his 2002 support of the Iraq war. Here was Trump's sputtering answer...

No, but I mean, I—I could have said that. Nobody asked me... I wasn’t a politician. It was probably the first time anybody asked me that question.... But by the time the war started, I was against the war,

Watch the flustered Trump yammer his answer here...

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The quick talking carnival barker is gonna have a hard time sliming his way out of this one... But we all know he will and get a bump in his poll numbers just to spite us all.

Thursday, February 18, 2016

New Poll Confirms That Donald Trump's Supporters Are Undeniably Racist, Homophobic And Bigoted

A new Public Policy Poll of Republican voters from South Carolina, whose primary is this Saturday, was released yesterday. The poll, which involved likely GOP primary voters was an embarrassing peek into the states racial and cultural leanings. It's when you get to Donald Trump supporters that things get downright frightening

First lets get a feel for the types of people that were involved in this poll...




Now that we know who we are dealing with lets get to the real question and answer session. Now get ready because this gets real ugly real quick...


And for the win!!!!


That's right!!! Ten percent of South Carolina's Republicans believe whites are a "superior" race and another eleven percent need just a little more time to think about it!

In this poll it's the "Not Sure" people that give me the most uneasy feeling. It leads me to believe that either these people literally do not know their own opinion or have no opinion on these unbelievably important issues. It's either that or the subject would rather play their cards close to the vest and not divulge their prejudices... and in all seriousness how can you not know how you feel about these subjects. That leaves only one other option.

Now you might think that's some crazy s*#t right there but just wait until you get a load of the numbers when you single out Trump supporters...






So if any of us were wondering just what was driving the success of Donald Trump's campaign we need wonder no longer. It's fear, racism and bigotry, plain and simple.

Tuesday, February 16, 2016

President Obama Murdered Antonin Scalia... And He's Going To Kill Again! (VIDEOS & TWEETS)

The Kenyan killer strikes again!
There's no denying it any more! It's what we suspected all along. President Obama is not only a Kenyan born, Muslim, socialist, communist, gay, anti-American, Manchurian candidate who pulled off the greatest hoax the world has ever seen... but he is also a... MURDERER!

Without a doubt and with no hesitation it can now be said that President Obama had Supreme Court Justice Antonin Scalia killed as sure as my name is AltEvil!

Open your eyes! It's the only logical conclusion sheeple. Let's start with the facts!

It all begins at the hunting lodge where Scalia met his demise. This den of death was owned by a man claiming to be named John Poindexter. When Poindexter, who invited Scalia on the deadly retreat, was asked what he witnessed in the ex-supreme's room he claimed...


"We discovered the judge in bed, a pillow over his head. His bed clothes were unwrinkled,

BOOM! take it away the Drudge Report!



Next, just who is this Poindexter fellow. Well, he's only a man who received an "Obama Award" in 2009!

Observe the conservative website The Gateway Pundit's headline:



Now for the kicker... The room where Sacalia was found dead was named...  The "El Presedente" suite!!!!! 

GASP... LOOK AT IT!!!!

LOOK AT ME!
Next let's examine the fact that a Presidio County Judge by the name of Cinderella Guevara, a Democrat, pronounced Scalia dead by phone, without even seeing his body.


Presidio County Judge Cinderella Guevara

Cinderela Guevara!?!?! Are you kidding me! Obviously a made up name given to a ghost operative to cover up the foul deed!


Now you may say you have some questions....


Now you may say these are just unrelated coincidences! You may say these "facts" prove nothing! You may say I'm a dreamer... BUT I'M NOT THE ONLY ONE!

Now you may say that Scalia's cause of death on his autopsy report was a heart attack so a pillow over his head suggesting suffocation means nothing. Plus, what kind of killer would leave the murder weapon right there?

Okay.

Now you may say that John Poindexters "Obama Award" was actually a Presidential Unit Citation to Alpha Troop, 1st Squadron, 11th Armored Cavalry for heroism during the Vietnam War.

So you say.

Now you may say The "El Presedente" Suite actually translates to "The The Presidents Suite"

I concede nothing.

Now you may say how in the world can a county judge pronounce a man's death over the phone without seeing his body! 

*Well, you got me there... that is kinda' weird... BUT ENOUGH OF THIS SPECULATION!

Let's get down to the truth! I can't handle the truth! I think I deserve the truth!

Well here it is: The voice of reason... Alex Jones!


Alexander Emerick "Alex" Jones

Upon hearing of Justice Scalia's death, Jones of famed conspiracy theory site "Infowars", posted an “emergency transmission” on his Facebook page alleging that Scalia had most likely been murdered by none other than President Obama!!! Jones posited that The Justice had been done in the same way the president killed conservative wingnut Andrew Breitbart, who died on a Brentwood sidewalk from a heart attack.

Here is a segment of Alex Jones' calm and reasoned post...

You just get used to this, ‘Scalia found, it’s natural, nothing going on here, he just died naturally. And you’re like, ‘Whoa. Red flag.’ Then you realize, Obama is one vote away from being able to ban guns, open the borders and actually have the court engage in its agenda — and now Scalia dies. I mean, this is hard core. Are they going to kill Clarence Thomas? Maybe they’ll kill Ron Paul. Maybe they’ll kill Donald Trump next. They all had heart attacks. How many more of these are we going to sit here and put up with? Or maybe their airplane blows up. My gut tells me they killed him and all the intellectual evidence lays it out.

You can watch the loony-toon here...

Click the image to unleash the crazy... Damn that voice, arrrrgh!

You heard it here first! Clarence Thomas, Ron Paul and The Donald are on Obama's kill list! You just can't argue with logic like that... You just can't argue with Alex Jones' gut!

Jones then concluded that a civil war is coming if the Senate confirms Obama’s choice to replace Scalia...

The Republicans better block this nomination because if they get one more Supreme Court person in there, they’re going to trump every piece of Bill of Rights and Constitution and they’re going to get that physical civil war they want.

Ahhh, the smell of fresh roasted nuttery.

Speaking of nuttery here are a few tweets from your average right wingers just out and about voicing their well reasoned opinions on social media the way god intended...


























Let's Finish off this post in style with the ravings of a gentleman calling himself “NatureHacker” who spins all the theorys into one perfectly knotted bow...

This is a white house president government coverup. The fbi and cia with barack are probably involved. mercury nitrate may have been the poison of choice at dinner or the sulfate with lead, cadmium, radium, plutonium, uranium, or organophosphate. Roundup is an organophosphate that could have been used by leonard nimoy. This justice was killed and found dead. He died of a premeditated murder. Another term for this is that he was assasinated for his spot in the supreme court to be appointed by a liberal.

Watch the video here of the goof-bag who can't even shoot the f'ing thing in horizontal!!!!!!



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