Monday, February 29, 2016

TED CRUZ IS THE ZODIAC KILLER! (Updated)

A new national survey from Public Policy Polling has confirmed what we all already knew... Ted Cruz is the Zodiac killer.

Well... Nearly 40 Percent of Florida voters think that Ted Cruz might be the never captured and still believed to be at large Zodiac Killer!

PPP surveyed over 1,000 registered voters, and of those people, an alarming number were not just suspicious but positive that Ted Cruz was, in fact, the Zodiac Killer...
That cuts it for me. Case closed!

But for the sake of journalistic integrity we must point out that there are several other theories as to the Texas senator's true identity. For instance...

There is the Al Lewis connection. Very spooky!


The ever popular Mrs. Doubtfire web of intrigue.


Never forget the completely mental Ed Grimley theorem!


The latest conspiracy theory is that the Texas senator is secretly… the lead singer of Christian heavy-metal band Stryper.


With this knowledge in hand you may now choose to purchase this "Ted Cruz Was the Zodiac Killer" shirt of which a portion of the proceeds will go to the West Fund, an El Paso based Fund that “provides funding and support for abortion services to the people of southwest Texas"... The state where Senator Zodiac resides.

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