Tuesday, March 29, 2016

Ted Cruz Says He Fucks Rats... As Long As Those Rats Aren't Donald Trump. He Has Standards Ya' Know! (VIDEO)

It's been a rough couple of days for Republican presidential candidate Ted Cruz.

As we now know the National Enquirer's "Cuban Mistress Crisis" story dropped in which the Enquirer outed Cruz for engaging in affairs with at least five women including a prostitute.

At news conference yesterday Cruz attempted to engage in some damage control by refuting the allegations as well as restating that he believed "Donald Trump" and his "henchman" Roger Stone were behind the incendiary story.

All seemed to be going well as Cruz mounted a solid defense but for some reason chose to end the statement in a garbled metaphor about a rat fucking!

Here is Cruz's unprompted response during the press conference...

It is a tabloid smear and it is a smear that has come from Donald Trump and his henchmen. It is attacking my family. And what is striking is Donald’s henchman, Roger Stone, had for months been foreshadowing that this attack was coming. It’s not surprising that Donald’s tweet occurs the day before the attack comes out. And I would note that Mr. Stone is a man who has 50 years of dirty tricks behind him. He’s a man for whom a term was coined for copulating with a rodent. Well, let me be clear: Donald Trump may be a rat, but I have no desire to copulate with him.

You can watch the statement here...


The only takeaway that can be gleaned from this statement is that Ted Cruz has definitely spent some time thinking about fucking rats.

Roger Stone replied the accusations on AM970 where he told host Frank Morano what he thought of Cruz in a way that only a rat fucker could...

Knowing what a couple of these women look like I actually feel like he’s the one who has been copulating with rodents.

Stay classy fellas... And leave the poor rats alone!

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