Monday, July 18, 2016

Cleveland Police Ask Gov. Kasich For Suspension Of Open Carry Gun Laws During Republican National Convention... Kasich's Answer: NO

In light of the recent spate of police shootings at the hands of heavily armed lunatics the Cleveland Police Union has made an emergency request to suspend open carry gun laws for the Republican convention.

It seem like a reasonable request since there are bound to be hundreds (if not thousands) of protestors due to the Trump factor. The large number of protesters will in turn call for equal amounts of police officers to be dispatched to the convention to control the crowds and keep the peace. This will also make them, in essence, sitting ducks.

Cleveland Police Union president Stephen Loomis told any news outlet that would listen...

We are sending a letter to Gov. Kasich requesting assistance from him. He could very easily do some kind of executive order or something — I don’t care if it’s constitutional or not at this point,” 

Not having the decency to address the police union directly Governor Kasich shot down their request through a spokesperson who explained...

"Ohio Governors do not have the power to arbitrarily suspend federal and state constitutional rights or state law as suggested,"

This is because Ohio is an open-carry state, so local officials claim they cannot prevent licensed gun owners from carrying their weapons around the external security perimeter... Because of the the 2nd amendment and shit like that.

But here's the kicker...

Surprisingly the city of Cleveland has no problem banning other items from the convention and has compiled a handy list for the perusal of any one who will be attending this week's festivities.

Here is the list of the 72 weapons, gadgets and assorted hardware that "are" banned from the 1.7 square-mile "event zone" surrounding next week's Republican National Convention.

1 Lumber larger than 2 inches in width and 1/4 of an inch thick, including supports for signs
2 Metal, plastic, or other hard material larger than 3/4 quarters thick and 1/8 of an inch in wall thickness including pipe and tubing
3 Air rifles
4 Air pistols
5 Paintball guns
6 Blasting caps
7 Switchblade knives
8 Automatic knives
9 Knives having a blade 2.5 inches in length or longer
10 Cestuses
11 Billy clubs
12 Blackjacks
13 Swords
14 Sabers
15 Hatchets
16 Axes
17 Slingshots
18 BB guns
19 Pellet guns
20 Wrist shots
21 Metal knuckles
22 Nun chucks
23 Mace
24 Iron buckles
25 Axe handles
26 Shovels
27 Fireworks
28 Rockets
29 Sound amplification equipment
30 Drones and other unmanned aircraft systems
31 Containers of bodily fluids
32 Aerosol cans
33 Pepper Spray and other chemical irritants
34 Umbrellas with metal tips
35 Water guns
36 Water cannons
37 Ropes in lengths greater than 6 feet
38 Chains in lengths greater than 6 feet
39 Cables in lengths greater than 6 feet
40 Strappings in lengths greater than 6 feet
41 Wires in lengths greater than 6 feet
42 Strings in lengths greater than 6 feet
43 Lines in lengths greater than 6 feet
44 Tapes in lengths greater than 6 feet
45 Glass bottles
46 Ornaments
47 Light bulbs
48 Ceramic vessels
49 Padlocks
50 Bicycle locking devices
51 Chain locks
52 Gas masks
53 Tents
54 Sleeping bags
55 Sleeping pads
56 Mattresses
57 Cots
58 Hammocks
59 Bivy sacks
60 Stoves 61 Coolers
62 Ice chests
63 Backpacks and bags exceeding the size of 18" x 13" x 7"
64 Lasers
65 Non-plastic containers, bottles, cans, or thermoses
66 Ladders
67 Grappling hooks
68 Sledgehammers
69 Hammers
70 Crowbars
71 Canned goods 72 Tennis balls

The only freaking thing not on the list list: Guns.

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