Sunday, February 17, 2013
Herman Cain Joins Fox News!!!
Merely a week after sending Sarah Palin packing Fox News has tapped Cain as it go to person for… Oh, I'm gonna' say…"analysis" and "commentary" for the "news" network.
Fox News' executive vice-president of programming Bill Shine, called Cain "a valuable addition" and went on to say of Cain that "As a political expert with business savvy, he brings an important voice to the nation's debates".
I'm going to assume he was wasn't being sarcastic when he said that.
Cain chimed in saying "I'm excited about joining the FOX family as a contributor because it is an opportunity to be one more voice for intelligent thinking in America."
I for one, am very excited about the addition of Herman to the Fox lineup. His in depth analysis on overseas hotspots like "Ubeki beki beki beki stan stan" will be invaluable. Plus he will always be able to drill down on the hard issues like where to get the best pizza pie.
Oh yeah, nine... nine... nine.