Saturday, March 2, 2013

Gun Enthusiasts Declare Obama Is Raising a Private Black Army To Wipe Out White Americans... It Doesn't Get Any Better Than This Folks!

Please forgive my lack of concern on this one but this has to be one of my favorite conspiracy theories of all time! The level of crazy is so off the chart I don't even know if I can get upset about it. It's so hard to be angry when you're laughing hysterically.

Alright I have composed myself and here it is…

Allow me to introduce the players in this production. From left to right we have Larry Pratt, Stan Solomon and Greg W. Howard.
The lunacy all starts off with Gun Owners of America president Larry Pratt appearing on Stan Solomon's Talk to Solomon Show, with another nut-job conservative blogger named Greg W. Howard. It is at this point were they all start to spew this beautiful bat shit insane Obama conspiracy theory.

Pratt begins by predicting that President Obama will begin confiscating guns in order to provoke a "violent confrontation" with "hotheaded militia guys" to justify further oppression.

The host of the show Stan Solomon then said he feared this would lead to the "hurt, kill, imprison" of hundreds of thousands of Americans.

Pratt hen insists that Obama is acting like King George, a sentiment with which Solomon concurred, saying, “That will happen quickly and they will wipe those people out to set an example.”

Then it happens… The craziest conspiracy theory ever! Behold...

Solomon exclaims “I believe they will put together a racial force to go against a (sic) opposite race resistance, basically a black force to go against a white resistance, and then they will claim anyone resisting the black force they are doing it because they are racist not because they believe it's constitutional to have guns

Holy shit!!!! Can you stand it? It doesn't stop there either.

Howard then chimes in “You may be right because he has been sowing the seeds of racial hatredwe were healing quite well as a nation on racial issues until Obama came along and now we have a lot of racial discord

How can anyone even take offense at this lunacy. It's so over the top! At best all you can do is feel sorry for these guys and hope they seek psychiatric help as soon as possible.

The madness continued unabated…

After arguing that Obama is “not American” and "he does not understand Americans", Howard maintained that Obama may begin “wiping out a few hundred people who own guns, like maybe pull a large scale Waco or a Ruby Ridge type incident" and have it “tinged it with racial overtones” it will backfire because people will reveal his plot through the internet. He then goes on to say that Obama would most likely take down the internet but that it wouldn't matter because “people are setting up phone-trees all over the place” to stop Obama in his tracks.

Umm... a phone-tree you say?

Howard then finishes up with this gem: “If Obama can take your guns away he can take your car, he can take your home, he can take your bank account, he can take your very life”.

As though they are trapped in their own crazy bubble, Pratt continues to wallow in their insane group ramble and then fire off this parting shot: “I do agree that the Obama administration would definitely be capable of something as evil as you were suggesting…. a lot of people resolved, ‘no more free Wacos,’” and that if Obama “starts playing the massacre game the way you (Obama?) did at Waco, well, you’re going to get surrounded, you won’t be able to go home safely, your family won’t be safe.”

WOW… Just fucking wow. Watch the pure uncut crazy here... It's the good stuff!

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