The Marietta Daily Journal Georgia Republican Party Chairman Sue Everhart blurted out what can only be described as some bizarre form of meta, reverse dunk, spin-o-rama, hail mary, gay marriage-a-phobia. This amazing feat was achieved when Everhart warned that straight people might actually enter into fraudulent gay marriages just to obtain benefits… Mercy!
Here is how ol' Sue explained it...
"You may be as straight as an arrow, and you may have a friend that is as straight as an arrow. Say you had a great job with the government where you had this wonderful health plan. I mean, what would prohibit you from saying that you’re gay, and y’all get married and still live as separate, but you get all the benefits? I just see so much abuse in this it’s unreal. I believe a husband and a wife should be a man and a woman, the benefits should be for a man and a woman. There is no way that this is about equality. To me, it’s all about a free ride.”
When it comes to the filthy straits isn't it always about the free ride Sue…
The way I see it someone just hipped Sue to the 2007 Adam Sandler movie "I Now Pronounce You Chuck & Larry" in which a pair of straight firefighters get gay married. This would not only explain her sudden fear of straight man on straight man gay marriage but also her sudden drop in IQ.
What's surprises me the least about this unfortunate story is the fact that Sue Everhart never once entertained the idea that opposite-sex marriage fraud already existed and was being perpetrated as we speak.
Frighteningly this wasn't the most idiotic thing Everhart said in her interview with the paper. No, Sue went on to belch out this gem while explaining that she could not understand how two gay people could ever have sex exclaiming… "If it was natural, they would have the equipment to have a sexual relationship".
Indeed Susan… indeed.